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 Seatbelt check. Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:40 am |
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Attention passangers, this is your captain speaking.
Please check that your sealbelts are fastened, and your seat in an upright position.
Don't forget your mojo and your best pair of sandals, the mothership is about to depart. |
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GothBass
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Joined: Jun 19, 2004
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Location: Wellington NZ
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:57 am |
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Thankyou for chosing to fly with us aboard flight 217, this is your captain speaking.
The weather report is clean today, so we hope we don't encounter any turbulence
and crash the plane.
In the unlikely event of an accident there will be a slight loss of cabin pressure
and a reduction in the number of wings
The exits are located here here and here,
so you people there and there have absolutely
no chance
please proceed quietly to the exit and remove from your person any sharp objects
such as red hot fragments of engine casing
there is a life jacket under your seat:
It is impossible to get it out, so heres one we prepared earlier
To inflate, simple pull the release valve, blow into the inflation tube, unscrew the dial counter clockwise, shake violently and yell
"inflate, you stupid buggar"
We thankyou for flying aboard flight 217, and if you have any problems, talk to stewardess Alision, who's a right little strumpet, and happy to oblige....
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:43 pm |
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| Our current altitude is 10000 feet, currently hovering over the belmont electorate, so if you need to go, now is the time. Don't forget to flush. |
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munt
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Joined: Oct 03, 2004
Posts: 169
Location: way up
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:37 pm |
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steveoh
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Joined: Feb 19, 2004
Posts: 1347
Location: Nelson area
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| Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:19 pm |
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"Please fasten your seat belts, and extinguish ALL smoking material" 
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Regulation will set cannabis free
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GothBass
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Joined: Jun 19, 2004
Posts: 99
Location: Wellington NZ
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| Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:37 am |
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Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
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