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collie_erb_man
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NecessaryEvil
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Holy shit, what a kinky church
"One night, while Colleen was breast-feeding, I noticed that the bumps surrounding her nipples were much more pronounced than I had ever noticed before," recounted Rob Shannon. "And on closer examination, it seemed that they had formed some kind of pattern."
Seeking confirmation of this, Rob immediately telephoned his pastor, Brian Tamariki.
"Pastor Brian examined my wife's areolae. And he immediately recognised what the pattern was," explained Rob.
According to Brian Tamariki, Colleen Shannon's bumps clearly spell out the words "suck here" in Braille. |
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sun_beach_sensemillia
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| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:27 pm |
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| yeah man u should check out the rest of the site its funny shit |
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Blazed_manty
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:40 pm |
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| hahahahahaha thats sum random funy shit! wtf honestly! |
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detsaW
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| density Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:02 pm |
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Thats it no more fries for these guys 
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:47 am |
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| Looks like the site has been taken offline. I thought the policy of having flat earth education back in school was great;-) |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:50 am |
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It amazes me to see how much attention density pay to a cannabis site.
Is it because they know that with cannabis comes knowledge and new age spirituality, and devine wisdom that just can't be obtained from density? Or are they just trying to protect there business income? |
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| re:destinychurch site Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:00 pm |
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| I'm glad I saw the site and specifically the big floppy mammary complete with black modesty patch! I wonder if any of the destiny church elders have braille on their dicks which also says 'suck'?! Pictures anyone? Actually as some of the d church people are former gang members, then its quite possible they have some interesting messages on and around their privates! |
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drstuey
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Joined: Feb 23, 2003
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Location: Pt Chev, Auckland
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| Re: re:destinychurch site Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:19 pm |
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Densitychurch.org is so a great site - it is so funny. I don't think it has changed much over the year? I first heard of it in January at the Green Party summer policy conference in Dunedin when I wondered why there was so much laughter coming from the window behind the computer in a small meeting room.
you can email Jesus on the site, and he replies. awesome
It is a real shame that it is down for the rest of the month because it is over-bandwidth.
"This website www.densitychurch.org is currently unavailable due to exceeded monthly traffic quota. Please visit again later."
cheers |
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